Knights of Darkness

Phase 1 NOVVvVVVv

Ok I started my new job. I wouldn't say I'm quite an Ok person or with fair amount of tolerance.
These are wat I encountered during my 2 days in working as waiter in a pub.

1) Day one, I wore a cargo black pants, as I knew I had apron to cover those side pockets. I got reminders to change that. Fair enuf for a DAY 1.

2) Day two, I wore this baggy but very elegant black pants. WTH not allowed. 1 by manager, 1 by operations ang more manager. ( Maybe without that flair or dancer look) acceptable , ( Be professional , look manly) WTH ! DUde ANGMORE My arm muscles along are lean enough to crack any part of your bone or defend your flabby weak punch. I can punch u and run in a circle and punch you again. Slow n clumsy fuck ! Insult sia, budden hes paying me.

3) Supervisor, You were testing my memory skills for "SMOOTH" order handling. The questions u asked me so fking broken english and you can't understand my proper english when u emphasized ENGRISH only during work. Jesus fucking hell. Not to even mention isn't serving the customer and providing PR as top priority for floor staff. And I fucking test u back u cock up yourself for failing to understand me sia. I'm sure my english is fucking more better than yours. BTW I read some of the email attachment under NOTICE board section. FUCKING grammar error and wrong sentence structure.

4) BTW malay bitch, Im sure I cross sell alot of F&B like recommending pple to try this and that. SO don't come fucking tell me abt selling. Im extremely good at psychoing pple to buy. I work as telemarketing and frontline sales before. So dont even start abt sales. EVidence, 2 diff person went to this table to ask whether they want to have another round of alcohol. Not only did I managed to psycho them drink a couple rounds, I even got them to buy fingerfood. SO please fuk off

5) Manager -.- May I fucking know why are u saying I'm Late when I stepped in and changed uniform before 5.45pm. Not to mentioned Im paid from 6-1am When I finished at 1.30am. How can you justify 1st 15mins + last 30mins . AND SAY IM LATE FOR 1 MIN, and u deducted my tips by half. FOR THIS IM SURELY GOING TO WORKERS UNION or w/e govt watchdog. AND I REMEMBERED HOW U COMMAND ME before I Stepped in earlier as if I'm a fuckup recruit in NS

6) YOu said Twice to me to wear a WATCH. I SAY no! WHy ? Becoz I dont like, you gimme a face. Then I politely tell you its a psychological problem and I said it feels like wearing a handcuff. Believe me I speaking for real.

7) 1 extremely fuck up cook. NO OFFENSE TO CHEFS here but I said Hi , you put on airs. You poorly educated piece of shit, you are a fucking cook. I asked politely for some mustard. You could have just said there it is. I got this " GO THERE N GET, U FLOOR STAFF MUST COVER THIS ALSO " in stern and commanding tone. WTF ? atttitude sia...... Nvm you are just a cook for the rest of your life anyway. Bound in a kitchen.

8) Thanks for introducing me this job, Im gonna kill u my fren haha but surely I will take your advice and ignore them. This is surely 1 of my edurance training with handling people. Its a surprise where you find the most demanding arnt the customers but the people working around you.

BTW I'M always 1 of the 1st to retaliate with motion movements to a potential fight during soccer game. SO dont come fuck with me.

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